I was just checking Google News for election information. The polls on the east coast close soon, so I was checking for early information from exit polls or something. Then I saw this headline:
Britney Spears files for divorce from Federline
What has happened? The world is coming to an end! Britney and K-Fed? NOOOOOO!!!
Actually, that was much easier to predict than the election results. To give her credit, this one lasted about 333 times longer than the first one.
Check the results from Virginia.