Band Geek…Band Trip…it’s a loooser convention-and I’m right in the thick of it…Loose Bear…rock the boat…THE BEAST…Amber…Neh…white rabbit…man with monkey…Oh, Happy Day!…OBEY MY DOG!…Catholic vs. Protestant…Tyler vs. Heather…potato sack vs. tape-face…I don’t khow that one!…lost in the aquarium…cats, coconuts, swallows, and tracts…salient…Hey!…Truce! Truce!…Thoses are the ones that fell out of his mouth!…Skipping…Bears and monkeys and priests, OH MY!…”He didn’t give him five!”…You Sicko! I was thinking eggnog…recycled pretzels…Get some hot coco, everyone’s doing it!…cundavincuerus, -a, -um…with aarrrmms!…you don’t just have to use your hands…Wendy’s…I’m incapacitated by your captivating charm…I gotcha mom right here…wanna buy a Haitian?…then a miracle occurs…PopUp Blocker…French Frogs must die!!!…nice cornrows…Pasty Klyne…pineapple pleasures…Altoona…gopherchucks…Walt Disney is turning in his grave…Team of ONE…Double A…big ol’ time…ocomogasi…pooh juice…shhuuuuuuurrrre…back in the barrel…gym truth or dare…POKE WAR!!!…nerfing nematodes…fountain march…somebody just got shot outside…you can’t stop the beat…good morning, Baltimore…implement…you can’t kill someone with Chinese balls and a magnifying glass…do good, don’t suck…Lyman…Melissa’s magic little pills…Q Furius…happy trees…He used a dead language. Now he’s dead too…storytime with Joe…resiiiiiiign…scandalous popes…popalicious…dot dots…mooffalo…migratory mooses…SUPRISE!!!!…Vanilla Ice …blatherskite!!…coffeehouse guest speaker - Dr. Seuss…germanchokelattechake…what’s it like??…S2+ip…Hobos for trombone players…“you don’t just have to use your hands…”…“do you not get them, or do you just not have a problem with them when they come”…got your mom right here…French Frogs vs. House Party…“extra practice”…Britney Spears Dance…I need a glass of water…Henry VIII…“…or you could just eat it”…salient…symbolism…sssupersstarr!!!…Popealicious…Little Italian Mafia…Best looking in concert dress…Ghetto talk interlude…Sbarro’s cups…APMEH…Independent films…Dr. Seuss…Sports photographer…“Get her!” “Who, me?” “No, her!” “Who, me?” “Yes, you.”…We’re falling apart!!! AARGH!!…That’s not even an equation…Return of the King…Muppet Christmas Carol discussions…Switchin’ picnic tables…DQ, lights, & entrapped trombones @ District tryouts…I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!…Watta watts…TRUMPET PLAYER NUMBER SIXTEEN!!!…Implements…Chinese balls…caroling…Twister…red, blue, and mixture Pixy Sticks…sugar high…mouthpiece extension…tequila…